Audio formats posted, once again

  • October 15, 2007
  • James Skemp
A while back, I ended up recording a number of my pieces using the free Audacity software. However, the files soon disappeared from the Web. These have been added to the respective posts, and are once again available for download. Use the listen tag to find the articles. At this time, it looks like there are just three, but more will be added.

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Does 'Clown Shoes' Refer to Something Other Than Shoes?

  • January 7, 2005
  • James Skemp
Listen to Does 'Clown Shoes' Refer to Something Other Than Shoes? (MP3 format) If you’re like me, and I’ll be assuming that you are during this article, then you’ve probably seen a lot more use of ‘clown shoes’ on the Internet. For whatever reason, this is not occurring simply on sites in the industry of ‘all things clown’, but is also occurring on some of the larger, and more popular, web communities.

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On the Saying 'God is Odd'

  • September 17, 2004
  • James Skemp
Listen to On the Saying 'God is Odd' (MP3 format). An old and popular saying states that ‘God is odd’. But is there any validity to this claim? This article shows that there is indeed validity and truth to this claim. God consists, or is equal to the addition, of three characters; ‘G’, ‘o’, and ‘d’. If a number is not evenly divisible by two, that number is odd. Three divided by two is one-and-one-half, therefore three is not evenly divisible by two.

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On Karate

  • May 6, 2004
  • James Skemp
Listen to On Karate (MP3 format). The best thing about Karate is that you can be walking down the street with someone and they can bust a Karate Move™ just like that. Karate, pronounced care-aht-tay, is more than just a way of life; it’s also a way of being and living. On a scale from one to ten, it’s ten times God. One time I was walking down the street with my friend and he was like ‘Woah!

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A Bunny Story (Version 2)

  • November 4, 2002
  • James Skemp
Listen to A Bunny Story (Version 2) (MP3 format) There once was a bunny named cat, He was always called just that. When others heard he was coming, They all went a running. One day he was sitting, Out in a little field, Another came a running, Shouting into the field. “Cat! Cat!” he called. “I'm here! I'm here!” cat called. And the bunny cat was whole no mo'e.

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